We are the The Takeout’s shufflin’ crew

　　Shufflin’ on down finding snacks for you

　　They’re nutritionally bad but they taste so good

　　Blowin’ your mind like you knew they would

　　We’re snackin’ and struttin’ just for fun

　　Struttin’ these beer guts for everyone

　　No NFL trademarks so there can’t be trouble

　　We’re all just here to do the Snacky Bowl Shuffle

　　If you’re looking for some pizza that’s from Detroit

　　Hit up Little Caesars for a pie that’s toit

　　If pizza’s not enough and your hunger spreads

　　Use this promo code for some free Crazy Bread

　　Enter FREECB when you’re checking out your order

　　Limit one code per person so you can’t be a hoarder

　　Their number one topping is the pepperoni

　　Yeah the Snacky Bowl Shuffle gonna set you free

　　Red Lobster’s in the house and it don’t want trouble

　　It just wants to tell you ’bout its Big Game Bundles

　　You pick three seafood favorites for The C.Y.O.

　　Fried fish or shrimp might be the way you go

　　Crispy coconut shrimp will make you happy

　　And don’t forget the illest of them all, shrimp scampi 

　　But if you like eating shrimp with lobster and crab

　　The Ultimate Bundle is what you should have

　　Everything comes with a choice of two sides

　　Plus a 4-pack of Pepsi to sweeten your lives

　　And the Cheddar Bay Biscuits, you’re gonna get eight

　　And you’ll want to do the Snacky Bowl Shuffle ’til late

　　Yo Taco John’s got a thing to say

　　It’s got new queso in a major way

　　It’s bigger, it’s bolder, it’s cheesier too

　　And on Sunday it could be free for you

　　Pick up your phone and download the app

　　And give your buddy Taco John your personal facts

　　You’ll get a coupon for free queso with chips

　　The Snacky Bowl Shuffle thinks that’s pretty hip

　　If $1 pizza’s your idea of heaven

　　Get the 7NOW app from 7-Eleven

　　Limit one per person so you need to decide

　　If extreme meat pizza is the one that jives

　　Or maybe it’s the pizza with the triple cheese

　　Or how about a good ol’ classic pepperoni?

　　This offer is good for delivery only

　　Don’t go to the store like a dumb jabroni

　　Keep their staff safe and out of trouble

　　Instead stay home and do the Snacky Bowl Shuffle

　　Smashburger’s starting a new burger craze

　　With Pulled Pork Tailgater Burgers for dayz

　　It’s got pulled pork, and melted Swiss

　　A pretzel bun you know that’s bliss

　　Some onions that have been caramelized

　　On Angus Beef that’s Certified®

　　On Sunday it can be yours for five dollars

　　The Snacky Bowl Shuffle gonna make you holla

　　Yo, Panda Express is down to get nuts:

　　They’ll feed your football fam for only 29 bucks

　　You can choose three entrees and two large sides

　　To eat while watching Tom Brady cry

　　Free delivery’s also part of this hustle

　　So get some Beijing Beef and do the Snacky Bowl Shuffle!