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One lobster, two lobster, Red Lobster, blue lobster-February 2024
Feb 12, 2026 4:13 AM
One lobster, two lobster, Red Lobster, blue lobster

  Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio has one Red Lobster.

  A small city does not need two Red Lobsters.

  And a delivery that went to said Red Lobster

  Had crabs, and shrimp, and a rare blue lobster!

  A blue lobster’s no average lobster, you see

  Its color’s a genetic anomaly!

  Just one in 2 million lobsters is blue

  They don’t go on a plate—no!—they belong in a zoo!

  The employees all loved their new friend Clawde

  But where to find him a home where he would be adored?

  A place where he’d live as a jolly old soul,

  Where he’d never end up on a hot buttery roll.

  The Monterey Bay Aquarium then said

  To bring Clawde to Akron Zoo to rest his lobster head.

  The zoo built him a tank, named it “Clawde’s Man Cave”

  It’s in Komodo Kingdom, where the cold-bloods are displayed.

  Now Clawde can be a big blue star

  A unique crustacean, so striking, bizarre!

  Want to see what ichthyology finds so desirous?

  Well, you can’t, the zoo is closed, thanks to coronavirus.

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