Twitter, our source for all the most important news in the world, provided us with this gem this afternoon:

　　Not only that, competitor Bergdorf Goodman has a hamburger chair.

　　The only way all of this could possibly be improved upon is if the hot dogs were made city-specific. Like, lots of extra pillows shaped like sport peppers with a little pickle relish throw for Chicago. Or a chili-and-onion afghan for Detroit. Maybe a cream cheese body pillow for Seattle. And of course the burger needs a little blanket of cheese.

　　Neiman, are you listening?