One of life’s simplest pleasures is a story so pure, so straightforward, that the headline writes itself. Behold: Wasp steals noodle. (Or maybe it’s a bee; we’re not entomologists.)

　　A worthy sequel: Wasp steals tomato.

　　Like the worms hitching rides in McDonald’s cups, I think these little guys deserve a Pixar feature, or at minimum, a tearjerking short. Pitch yours in the comments.