This is more of an appetizer than a cocktail. What’s the reason behind the size? Hunger, gluttony, and insecurity are but a few. Serve in a large glass or a Mason jar.

Ingredients

　　Lemon wedge

　　Old Bay seasoning

　　Ice

　　1 1/2 ounces (45 ml) vodka

　　Dash of Worcestershire sauce

　　Dash of Tabasco sauce

　　Finely grated fresh horseradish

　　Salt and pepper

　　Mott’s Clamato juice to top up

Suggested Garnishes

　　Rub the lemon wedge around the rim of a large glass, then set the wedge aside. Dip the damp rim in the Old Bay to coat. Add a good amount of ice to the glass, then add the vodka, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, horseradish, some salt and pepper, and a squeeze of juice from the lemon wedge. Top up with the Clamato and garnish excessively.

　　Reprinted with permission from The Art of Living According to Joe Beef by Frédéric Morin, David McMillan & Meredith Erickson, copyright © 2011. Published by Ten Speed Press, a division of Random House, Inc.