Dear God:

　　Are Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri friends? If not, they should be.

　　Yours,

　　Everyone

　　Dear Mortals:

　　It is my divined right that Fieri and Hagar should not only be friends and spirit animals, but also, business partners. They shall collaborate on a new tequila called Santo Fino Blanco, made with Blue Weber agave. I shall compel Fieri to offer this on-point quote: “There are a few things I know. Great food, killer drinks and wild times… and Sammy and I are makin’ it all happen with Los Santo.”

　　Love,

　　G

　　Dear God:

　　By the way, are Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri the same person?

　　Just curious,

　　Us

　　Hey you:

　　Here’s a video of them in the same room plugging their tequila. Yet I still don’t have an answer.

　　Love,

　　Y.O.B. (Your Omnipotent Being)