Dairy Queen’s latest Blizzard concoction, a marketing tie-in to the latest Jurassic World franchise, is essentially a bag of peanut butter chocolate candy you chase down with vanilla soft serve. It is impossible to scoop a spoonful without a couple or three chunks embedded in the frozen swirl. The candy is button-sized chocolate rounds filled with a peanut butter goo. It tastes exactly as you’d expect peanut butter + chocolate + ice cream to taste together. The small version of this Blizzard contains about 20 percent more calories than a McDonald’s Big Mac. Whatever. This Blizzard is rad. To elaborate further with flowery language under the guise of nuanced criticism would be an insult to your intelligence and time.

　　Taste Test

　　Taste Test

Jurassic Chomp with Peanut Butter Blizzard

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Jurassic Chomp with Peanut Butter Blizzard

Serving Size

Small (as pictured)

Calories

660

Fat

29 g

Carbohydrates

86 g