Christine McConnell, an author, artist, baker, photographer, and the star of the upcoming Netflix series The Curious Creations Of Christine McConnell, was asked by 20th Century Fox to make a cake. The occasion: the birthday of Freddie Mercury, the subject of the studio’s forthcoming film Bohemian Rhapsody. She did so. Do yourself a favor and scroll through below.

　　We’d like to address this cake directly. To wax rhapsodic, if you will.

　　Buddy you’re a cake, yeah a big cake

　　With a little crown, gonna be a great snack someday

　　You got Freddie’s face

　　Right on your face

　　With super pretty icing all over the place

　　Singin’

　　We will we will eat you

　　We will we will eat you

　　Buddy you’re a young cake tall cake

　　Victoria sponge, headed to a fancy par-tay

　　You got roses in place

　　A fancy base

　　With little tiny dots all over the place!

　　We can’t we can’t eat you

　　(Sing it!)

　　Beca-u-u-u-se we’re not we’re not famous

　　Buddy you’re a nice cake, sweet cake

　　Your white chocolate bust gonna get

　　Chewed to pieces someday

　　Sunglasses in place

　　Right on that face

　　Wish we could rhyme that with bouillabaisse

　　We wish we could eat you

　　(Sing it!)

　　Fox please send a sample

　　(No, seriously!)

　　Someone soon will eat you!

　　We are super jealous!

　　Alright!

　　The Curious Creations Of Christine McConnell premieres on Netflix tomorrow, October 12.