Hey Netflix, can you send me all your snacks? I asked.
Amazingly, the streamer actually tried, and it was soon clear I had made a terrible mistake. Netflix actually has a lot of official branded snacks and drinks in the U.S., and even more internationally, to offer fans an opportunity to experience their favorite shows beyond the screen. The sheer number of snacks quickly became apparent as one delivery driver after another started ringing the doorbell and shoving boxes into my arms, like some snack-overwhelm version of Hogwarts sending endless copies of their wizard school acceptance letter. Mercifully, some of Netflixs limited time promotional items were no longer in stock. Also, the streamers most posh items werent sent (so no $59 Bridgerton Floral Petit mascarpone mini-cakes). Still, I was able to research the online reactions to the streamers extensive food and beverage tie-in line while personally sampling at least some of the items.
So here are 12 types of Netflix official snacks that have been launched over the past few years, unscientifically ranked by their binge-consuming potential from the most binge-y to the least binge-y.
1. Netflix Now Popping Popcorn
Courtesy of Netflix A recently launched product line. We tore through these bags of Cult Classic Cheddar Kettle and Swoonworthy Cinnamon Kettle as if we were famished apocalypse survivors who just found them in the Leave the World Behind bunker.
2. Ben and Jerrys Netflix Chilld Ice Cream
Courtesy of Netflix Launched four years ago, this tasty Netflix Chilld peanut butter-and-pretzel ice cream is still available to enjoy with your Tinder hookup (Lactaid sold separately).
3. Bridgerton Williams Sonoma Collection If you watch Bridgerton thinking, I will never afford that lifestyle, now you can have that same feeling while browsing a line of snack foods. OK, several items in the shows extensive and delectable-looking Williams Sonoma collection are quite affordable, but its all quite hoity-toity such as the $49 rice crispy treats (they have a crown on them!) and the $349 picnic basket to carry them in.
Courtesy of Netflix 4. Love Is Blinds Love Is Wine
Courtesy of Netflix Almost sold out. After a few glasses of this intoxicating chardonnay, you will also think you look like Megan Fox.
5. Stranger Things Scoops Ahoy Assorted Ice Creams
Courtesy of Netflix With seven flavors such as The Void and Cinnamon Bun Bytes, these ice creams are pretty yummy (and widely available). But this entry loses a few points as Joe Kerry and Maya Hawke are not available to personally hand you each serving.
6. Stranger Things Surfer Boy Pizza With toppings like pineapple jalapeo and BBQ chicken (and after going viral on TikTok), fans turned Wal-Mart stores upside down looking for these. Now youll need portal to 2023 to find any.
7. One Piece Gum Gum Devil Fruit Gummy
Courtesy of Netflix Unlike the shows devil fruit, this wont give you superpowers, and looks like an intimidating esophagus-blocking ball of death, but were told this thing sold out immediately at FYE stores.
8. Bridgerton Republic of Tea, Assorted Flavors
Courtesy of Netflix These are nice, widely available, and each flavor is branded to different characters, like Eloises Lemon Mint Black Tea and Francescas Rose Chamomile tea. Appropriately, you have to drink Colin and Penelopes Ginger Peach Vanilla for three seasons before you get any flavor.
9. Stranger Things 3D Crunch Three Cheese Doritos Sold out, but a dude who reviewed these on YouTube while sitting in his car said: Very cheesy. Theyre good. A lot like a Cheeto. Very similar to a regular Dorito. Its OK.
10. The Witchers Hoppy Helles Geralts Gold Non-Alcoholic Brew A medieval-inspired beer without any alcohol? Why, that would be like a season of The Witcher without any Henry Cavill!
11. Bridgerton International Delight Berries and Cream Creamer
Courtesy of Netflix Released with the his shows third season, the berries and cream is perfect for those who like their coffee to taste like roasted cheesecake.
12. Zack Snyders Rebel Moon G-Fuel Imperium Tonic Energy Powder in Collectors Box
Netflix Limited edition and tough to find. With 140 mg of caffeine and 1,000 mg of Taurine, this energy powder came in a collectors box (which is sort of like the directors cut of excessive product packaging). Eat enough of this stuff, and everything will look like its in slo-motion!