Last Call: If only we had this litter-box parasite, we'd be so successful right now
You know how it is: You’re scrolling through Twitter wondering why people aren’t more outraged about the #TrumpTapes that CNN dropped yesterday, when you come across the headline that inspires the old, “Is this an Onion headline?” And you work at The Onion, so you realize no, it isn’t. Toxoplasmosis,...
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